The funny ones:- I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said: Cheque books
The easiest way to make your old car runbetter, is to check the prices of a new car.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee:
Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness.
There is no mat.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the diff between mother& wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying& the other ensures you continue to do so.
Chaar ZERO ek saat'likho.
Likha ?
Kaise ?
0000 aise ?
Fail !
Correct ans'4017'
She said: Cheque books
The easiest way to make your old car runbetter, is to check the prices of a new car.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee:
Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness.
There is no mat.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the diff between mother& wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying& the other ensures you continue to do so.
Chaar ZERO ek saat'likho.
Likha ?
Kaise ?
0000 aise ?
Fail !
Correct ans'4017'
