Engineer Student IN College :
Teacher: Assignment Kyun Nhi complete ki?
Engineer: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Engineer: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun Nai Thi ?
Engineer: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Engineer: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun Nhi The ?
Engineer: Pani Nhi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyun Nhi Tha?
Engineer:Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Arre mere baap.. Motor Kyun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Engineer: Sir Bataya To Hai Light Nahin Thi
:P :D :P